I’m kind of a museum person, in fact, my younger son used to grace…the [Shedd] Aquarium’s classes brochure. I have an aquarium too at home, it’s a little fish tank. Now my object tonight is my body, now you say “that’s cheating Bob!”, […] the insurance company says I’m an object, the census bureau does, and I have a poetic license which permits me to do this. Now I’m going to read this poem tonight just for you, and it has kind of a science museum-y flair; it’s called The Gift. (13:32)

This belongs in The Museum of Science and Industry

Exhibited by Bob

Transcript edited by Susan Golland